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To Lady Godiva's Horse

I don’t mean to be rude,
But I have to...
Go somewhere over the rainbow
Happy little bluebirds fly, so why?
God, in heaven above!
She’s naked from the waist down, oh stop!

I don’t mean to be nude
But I have to...
Go now, go now, oh how, oh how
Before you see me cry, see me die
Jesus, Mary, Joseph!
She hit that man with her riding crop!

I don’t mean to be lewd,
But I have to...
Be alone again, naturally,
Cut me into little pieces...sigh
Holy mother of God!
She's taking off her baby doll top!

I don’t want to be sued
But I have to...
Just because it hides a nasty stain
I’m not in love, no, it’s just because I...
For the love of God, oh Lord!
Somebody, somebody call the cops!

I don’t mean to be crude
But I have to...
Because love was meant for beauty queens
At seventeen to live I lied, I lie
Father, son, holy ghost!
So unreal, see the make-up, wires and props!


A policeman wrapped her in trench coat
He put her on a Macy's float
She sat upon her horse high
And munchkins on librium
Sang a requiem
In a little rowboat
Clap clap,clap, clap

-- by M. Alice Chown
La di da la di da

Insanity by tunes. Credit for borrowed inspriation and lyrics to the creators of The Wizard of Oz, 10cc, the beatles, the Moody Blues and that lonely guy... gah... G-gilbert O'sullivan and that so lovely lonely girl, janis ian... and whoever wrote the 'clap, clap' song.

Based on seeing a woman having a manic attack in the food court of a mall.
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calicokatt Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Once again, your writing is just great! I love this, its definately great :D
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msklystron Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for reading!:)
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faeriecrone Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008
bye bye Miss Canadian Pie ... well done. Maggs.
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msklystron Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
:giggle: Another fine old tune. Thanks!
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:iconfurrylittleproblem12:
Sorry I can't give a good, long comment. I can only say I loved it :D
:+fav:
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:iconmsklystron:
msklystron Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!!! I know how busy you are!:)
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:iconfurrylittleproblem12:
You're very welcome ;)
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Ikio Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2008
*snaps*
Good stuff.
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:iconmsklystron:
msklystron Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for reading!:D

It has a good beat?
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Ikio Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2008
Yes it has some good lines too.
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